I Love You All The Way From The Top Of Your Head To Your Mistletoes.


Web without further ado, here’s our list of christmas puns: Web cat christmas puns. Elves drink a lot of bottled water at the north pole.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Cocktail.


Web christmas drink puns. You're just in the (saint) nick of time. There’s “no well, no well,.

Web Christmas Drink Puns I Came Home Really Drunk Last Night And My Wife Wasn’t Happy At All.


Be prepared to crack up your friends and loved ones with these funny puns. Keep the laughs—and eye rolls—coming all season long. For more, check out our full list of christmas alcohol puns gingerbread:

Web When Santa’s Reindeer Get Together For Christmas, They Throw A Donner Party.


Web the best way to spread christmas ‘cheers’ is drinking loads for all to fear. Santa’s so rich, he’s got big bucks. As in “ yule never guess” and “ask a silly question and yule get a silly answer” and “ yule know.

We Woof You A Merry Christmas!


We wish you a hoppy christmas! Web food and drink christmas puns food and beverages are central to many holiday celebrations. Web we whisk you a merry christmas.